Children's Books That Will Never Be Written

--You are Different, and That's Bad
--The Boy Who Died Because He Ate All His Vegetables
--Daddy's New Wife, Robert
--Fun 4 Letter Words To Learn and Share
--Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
--The Kid's Guide To Hitchhiking
--Kathy Was So Bad, Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
--Curious George and The High Voltage Fence
--The Little Sissy Who Snitched
--Some Kittens Can Fly
--That's It:  I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
--Grandpa Gets A Casket
--The Magic World Inside the Abonanded Refrigerator
--Garfield The Cat Gets Feline Leukemia
--The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
--Strangers Have the Best Candy
--Whining, Kicking, and Crying to Get Your Way
--Things Rich Kids Have, but You Never Will
--The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
--Your Nightmares are Real
--Where would you Like to be Buried?
--Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
--Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be friends?
--Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
--You Were An Accident
--Places Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
--Pop! Goes The Hampster, And Other Fun Microwave Games.

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