Fun Things To Do In the Elevator
--Wave your hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
--Make race car noises every time someone gets on or off.
--Shave.
--Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
--Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
--When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarassed when they open by themselves.
--Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
--On the highest floor, hold the door open, and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft stay open until you hear it go "plink" at the bottom.
--Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I've got new socks on!!"
--When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, no, not now...motion sickness!"
--Bet the other passengers that you can fit a quarter in your nose.
--Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go!" Then sigh and say, "oops!"
--Show other passengers a wound and ask them if it looks infected.
--Walk on with a cooler that says, "Human Head" on the side.
--Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of them!!!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
--Leave a box between the doors.
--Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
--Wear a puppet on your hand, and talk to other passengers "through" it.
--Start a sing-along.
--When the elevator is silent, look around, and ask "Was that your pager?"
--Draw a little square on the floor with chalk, and tell other passengers that this is your "personal space"
--Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
--Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
--If anyone brushes against you, recoil, and yell "Bad Touch!"
--While the doors are opening, whisper, "Hide it! Quick!", then whistle innocently.
--Walk on with a companion, and stand at the front. As the doors close, have your friend say "Sure I'll take your case. But, why did you kill the guy?" Watch as other passengers retreat in horror.
