Sexy confession
A scantily dressed girl goes to confession. 

"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday." 

"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked. 

"Because, Father, he touched me on my arm without permission" 

"Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm. 

"Yes, Father." 

"That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch." 

"But Father, he also touched my breasts."

"You mean like this??" He touches her breasts. 

"Yes, Father." 

"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." 

"But Father, he took off my clothes."

"Like this??" He takes off her clothes. 

"Yes, Father." 

"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." 

"But Father, he put his you-know-what, in my you-know-where." 

"Like this??" He puts his you-know-what in her you-know-where. 

"Y-Y-Yes Father," she says sometime later.

"But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." 

"But Father, he has Herpes." 

"THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!"