Miracle Birth
A woman is dating a surgeon, and accidentally becomes pregnant, but the couple doesn't want a child and abortion is against their beliefs.

About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, they see an opportunity to fix things. A priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection, and the surgeon formulates a plan.

"After I've operated on the priest," says the surgeon to the woman, "I'll give him the baby and tell him it was a miracle birth."

So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says: "Father, you're not going to believe this. You gave birth to a child."

"But that's impossible!" cries the priest.

"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It seems to be a miracle birth! Here's your baby."

Fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says: "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."

The son says: "What do you mean?"

The priest replies: "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."