Darwin Awards Metallica concert; hops 9 ft fence; falls 30 ft; stuck on tree; uses knife to cut shorts; falls on branch up his butt; knife falls and sticks him; ties rope to truck; wrong gear; crashes thru fence on top of him Man cuts off his own penis; pipe fitter Cocaine death by inserting in penis; penis falls off flasher jumps off railroad trestle and misses concret support bungee cord jumper has bungee cord that is too long electric tower falls on man who wanted to sell the aluminum supports for scrap lady slips, gets run over by her 10-year old son backing the car boy falls 200 ft off of cliff after getting too close burgler falls 12 stories after occupants yell and startle him on balcony 3 boys killed after digging tunnels by the river bank man in car chase runs into a prison front lobby; thought it was a mall man ties rope to car and gets of roof; wife drives off dragging him along wife dumps lighter fluid in toilet; husband uses it and puts cigarette in it students played russian roulette with an automatic; one died man tries to syphon gas from motor home; got sewage tank instead man steals hot dog without paying; found choked to death with 6" hot dog blasting cap goes off as man bit down on it man puts champagne bottle in ass; shakes it up; cork goes off in colon man drowns as he stuck head thru 18" sewer to get his car keys man slides down ski slope with foam pad stolen from tower he took it from man shot a stag above an overhanging rock; it fell on him, killing him friend tried to shoot beer can of his head; arrow pierced his eye biscuit cannister goes off in car; dough hits back of head of lady; she holds it thinking its her brains guy buys new SUV, drives on ice; throws dynamite; dog chases it; brings it back one drunk grabs chainsaw and cuts off foot; other chopped off his own head .22 bullet used as fuse in car; goes off and hits driver in testicle python kills his owner who was about to feed him a live chicken man uses lighter to check barrel of muzzleloader gun; goes off and kills him car rolls from boat ramp and kills 4 at the Susan Smith memorial lake boat ramp man uses shotgun like a club to break girlfriend's windshield; goes off and kills him man in wheelchair tries to stand to clean bird feeder; falls 23 stories man demonstrating safety of window crashes thru and falls 24 stories man killed as 2 men were trying to put marigold garland around a tiger man hiding from cops gets inside suntan machine for 45 minutes; scarred for life lady arrested for 18 bags of marijuana in engine of car after taking it for oil change man arrested for loitering around a vending machine tries to pay bail in coins lady arrested for trying to rob motel with chain saw not plugged in man tries to rob Burger King; clerk cant open register without order; he orders onion rings; clerk says it isn't available for breakfast; he leaves 6 drowned in a well trying to save a chicken; chicken survived; undercurrent man killed underneath farm truck; friend drove as he inspected underneath Sergeant put JATO rocket on his Chevy and hit cliff in desert; 300 mph man fries as he tries to remove a downed electrical wire from his car man hit in head by train; was trying to see how close he could come man tries to bore hole in exhaust pipe; shoots hole in it; pieces hit him man gets killed as coke machine falls on him; tried to get a free soda big man dies of methane gas from eating beans and cabbage in room with no ventilation man hits pole in medium strip and dies; was reading his sales manual man shot to death when woken by phone, reached for gun and shot it in his ear man puts 45 weather balloons on chair; went up 11,000 feet; drifted 14 hours got entangled in power lines; later committed suicide mechanic killed by tire using a welding torch to repair a crack on the rim guy wires his punching bag to a power supply, then slugs punching bag and fries man takes snow machine up hill; causes avalanche and kills him man drowns in spillway as he walks through, trying to convince his wife it was safe to drive across man wins motorcycle race; pops a wheelie at the finish line and falls; run over by several competitors lady wants to take pictures of the running of the bulls; falls over and is trampled by the bulls man slipped into a manure spreader; rescue crews failed to revive him man drives truck too fast around corner and drives into a 400,000 gallon sewage tank; truck and man found at the bottom of a 16-foot deep tank lady sleeps on motel roof; rolls over and off the roof and dies man drills a hole through concrete without realizing he was in the center; falls 100 feet man cuts tree; starts to fall in his direction; he slips on the snow and is crushed by the tree man climbs street lamp; slips and falls; grabs the wires and electrocuted man plays Russian roulette with semiautomatic pistol. Gun always puts a cartridge into the firing chamber when the gun is cocked bomber picks up time bomb on a different time zone; sets his watch wrong and blows up man steals money from church offering basket, runs outside, gets hit by bus dog presses trigger of gun in car, kills hunter snake coiled around trigger, shooting hunter in head hijacker jumps out of plane with grenade - throws the pin in the plane, grenade goes off in his hand safety film being made; driver falls off forklift and gets crushed father has argument with son; puts knife in his hand and dares him to stab him he gets stabbed in the chest by 10 year old guy trys to un-jam a wood chipper with a rake and falls in man makes electric fence from 120-volt strand of wire to keep dogs in; forgot about the fence and put his hand on the fence while gardening driver falls head first in a pallet of broccoli in a refrigerated truck; knocked unconcious and froze to death, his head attached to the floor