Don't Whiz at the Eletric Fence original song by the American Flyers® When the Nature's Callin' Don't be Stallin' Use your commom sense Before you let it flow Find a place to go Just don't whiz at THE ELETRIC FENCE If you gonna explode You can use the commode Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents No need to explain when you gotta drain Just don't whiz at THE ELETRIC FENCE Youc can swizzle on the sofa Piddle in the air Tinkle in the Toilet That's why it is there You can let it rain In the breakfest lane While waving at ladies and gents Just don't whiz at... THE ELETRIC FENCE....