Some Laws You Should Be Aware Of

  • "The Law of Volunteering"
    If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

  • "The Law of Avoiding Oversell"
    When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

  • "The Law of Common Sense"
    Never accept a drink from a urologist.

  • "The Law of Reality"
    Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

  • "The Law of Self Sacrifice
    When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

  • "The Law of Motivation"
    Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

  • "Boob's Law"
    You always find something in the last place you look.

  • "Weiler's Law"
    Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

  • "Law of Probable Dispersal"
    Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

  • "Law of Volunteer Labor"
    People are always available for work in the past tense.

  • "Conway's Law"
    In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.

  • "Iron Law of Distribution"
    Them that has, gets.

  • "Law of Cybernetic Entomology"
    There is always one more bug.

  • "Law of Drunkedness"
    You can't fall off the floor.

  • "Heller's Law"
    The first myth of management is that it exists.

  • "Osborne's Law"
    Variables won't; constants aren't.

  • "Main's Law"
    For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

  • "Weinberg's Second Law"
    If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.

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