"OK, some general ground rules before we begin, not for anyone in particular *cough-Raven-cough*, just for everyone to keep in mind. No licking the storyteller. No biting the storyteller. No slapping the storyteller. No licking the table. No putting dice in your mouth. You getting the general idea?" - Sage
"Be careful, NPC's may make fun of you" - Sage
"My social flaw would be that I pick my nose" - Sage
"When the storyteller stops talking and then stares at you� you speak." - Sage
"Get your mitts of my fucking beans!" - Sage
"Okey dokey boss" - Jimmy
"I need stuff man, all I got is clothes, I need stuff!!" - Sage for The Rat
"Pedestrians aren't my thing" - Pheltz
"I'm brujah, I get weapons" - Hercule
"What do you want to hit; arm, torso, head?" "Sure" - Sage / Pheltz
"If I decide not to go with you, do I get to leave, you do you kill me?" "I'll give you a 2 minute head start." - The Rat / Hercule
"No stinger missile launchers, but you do have some explosives� which you made yourself" - Sage
"Givin' you the nod" - Sage
"You are the newest member of the West Side Killaz" "What if I don't want to be a Killa?" "Then you get Killed" - Smith comma Jones / The Rat
"I'll call you The Rat" "Are you related to the Ballard's?" - Hercule / Space monkey
"You just hit Smith-comma-Jones in the back of a head with a pipe" "Roll etiquette???" - Sage / Pheltz
"I'm gunna make you hurt later" - Sage
"Do I still have my pole?" "Batter up" - Pheltz / Sage
"You must have a clover up your ass" - Space Monkey
"You can dodge ONE of his FIVE attacks" - Sage
"He cuts your clothing with his sword, you are now even more slutty" - Sage
"How come our candle is uglier than your candle" "It's not ugly it's� archaic" - Space Monkey / Sage
"My brain hurts, I'm not sure whether it is from me trying to wrap my mind around the idea, or whether that's just really stupid" - Sage
"Is it the pulsating heart of wires?" - Sage
"Jimmy, go to the Elysium, but first, stop and get gas at the closest gas station." "OKay Boss, but see, there's a gas station 2 blocks that way (pointing left with right hand), but the Elysium is 5 blocks that way (pointing right with right hand), and there's another gas station 3 blocks that way! (pointing right with both hands, and leaving neither on the wheel, then screaming as the car veers nearly out of control)" Red Lonewolf / Jimmy
"Hey Boss, I think I outta pay! It says Pump And Run could cost me a ton!... And that guy looks like he means business!" - Jimmy
"Everyone's descriptions are done, everything is wrapped up" "Like a present?!?!" "� Yes Raven, just like a present." - Sage / Raven / Sage
"NOT YET!!!!" - Booming Celestial Voice
"What a great role player, 'I'm gonna stay in my room!'" - Sage mocking Pheltz
"Just don't hurt me and I'll love pain, I promise!" - Pheltz
"What exactly is it you want?" "I just want to not get killed." "You want to not be killed? Then this isn't the place for you." - Navidson / The Rat / Navidson
"Do you need anything?" "Um... Where's the bathroom?" Persephone / Red Lonewolf
"You suck!... No wait! I take it back!" "Well, if we can just take things back. I take back the invitation you received." - The Rat / Navidson, just before he gave her a shove towards the window.
"So... sneaky people?" "Yes... sneaky people..." - Persephone / Navidson
"I'll be the angel and devil on his shoulders." "Are you kidding? This guy has two devils." "And a werewolf." - Space Monkey / Sage / Krunk
"What should I roll for setting explosives?" "Hmm... There is no munitions category." "Finance!" - Krunk / Sage / Raven
"Call Pheltz, see if she farted too." - Sage
"I've got all the bargaining chips here! You've got nothin'! I've got all the guns, all the guys, and you're in my place! What do you got?!" "... Ten seconds." - Jackson / Hercule
"I want to up my strength." "Why would you want to up your strength? You're already as strong as a mother fucker." "NO! I'm strong as a fucker! Not a mother fucker." - Sam / Sage / Sam
"This game isn't about fairness. It's about getting the shit beat out of you." - Sage
"Where are we going?" "Chocolate tree!" - Exclamation Point / Hercule
"Hehe, dildo staking." - Sage
"I want to go to the Twin Nuggets." "You know how to get there?" "No." - Kathy / Sage / Kathy
"You're a fairly attractive woman, most men will be manipulated by you." - Sage
"Nothin' like some hos and blows." - Space Monkey
"Give me that, that's now the storyteller dagger, because I want to play with it. Anytime the storyteller of a game wants to play with something, it instantly becomes the storyteller thing. Like, these are storyteller cookies, that's the storyteller staff, that's the storyteller Misty." - Sage
"It's the American dream; to kill your boss." - Space Monkey
"Yeah, she was wearing a name tag, and that's all!!! - BA DUM CHING!" - Sage
"If someone were to know nothing about Chicago, then observe this game, they would think it was like, all alleys." - Sage
"I'm going to push one of the hanging bodies into another one, to get a kind of domino effect going." - Kathy
"Oh for fuck's sake... lose two Humanity." - Sage
"Do you know anything about the 'Children of Time'? I'm one of them." - The Rat
"Time?! Time is an illusion! Therefore, it cannot have children, and if it did, then they would be illusions as well, so you aren't even real, now go away!" - Psidon
"I'm Melvin..." - Melvin, the bum in the subway station
"Ask if he's the real Melvin!" - Rose, laughing out loud
"Are you the real Melvin?" - Red Lonewolf
"I'm the real Melvin." - Melvin
"We're going to sleep in shifts, because we don't want anyone sneaking up and killing us." - Space Monkey
"Jesus, you're so paranoid. Why in the world would my games make you so paranoid..." - Sage
Wesson: "To keep her alive, you must be smart."
Krunk: "Damn it!"
The Rat: "I'm special, you're not."
Krunk: "I have the sudden urge to kick her, but then I remember I'm blood bound and don't."
Kathy: "Don't think anymore, we're not in the house anymore."
Blurry: "There was a hatch in the floor, under the water, that would have led you to an escape tunnel."
Hercule: "Why didn't you tell me this before?"
Blurry: "You mean, before or after you threw me at the Hell Hound."
Sage: "Roll intelligence."
Kathy: "I don't have any intelligence today."
Sage: "I agree."
The Rat: "I want to ask you a few questions."
Sebastian: "No! Go away!"
The Rat: "But I just want to talk to you."
Sebastian: "No! I'm not supposed to talk to you!"
The Rat: "Why not?!"
Sebastian: "... I don't know, I just assumed."
Sebastian: "Go away. You're loud! Loud person! Loudie! Blah!" (Tongue sticking out)
The Rat: "Blah!" (Tongue sticking out)
Sebastian: "Blah!" (Tongue sticking out)
The Rat: "Blah!" (Tongue sticking out)
Krunk: "Mull... Mull... Mulll..."
Rose: "What are you doing?"
Krunk: "Mulling something over."
Sage: "You see what happens when I don't plan for a session? We get hopping, dancing squirrels."
Space Monkey: "I go to sleep and wake up 3 times."
Space Monkey (As Sage shows them a map of the area, covering a place that they aren't aware of): "I say we go for where he's covering with his hand."
Sage: "He's at the window."
Kitty: "I, um... close the window."
Sage: "That's it! From now on, all battles will take place in barren fields! No hills, no rocks, no grass! Just fields."
Sage: "Shit, he's got one blood left."
Krunk: "It'd be funny if he activated celerity and instantly died."
Kitty: "I jump onto the staircase and I pff."
Sage: "Pff? What the hell is thaT? Do you fart on him? Do you spit on him, what?"
Rose: "I also rolled forward after that last part in the last turn."
Sage: "... You never said that."
Rose: "Well, it would have been another action."
Sage: "Yeah!"
Red: "We can find a Meijers for ammo."
Hercule: "Right, we can kill them and take the ammo."
Red: "I have credit cards!"
!: "You've got to control yourself, just a little bit."
! (After tying down a man she intended to offer as food for the Assamite): "Enjoy."
Sage: "Jonas shrugs and pulls out his sword."
Kitty: "What are you talking about? You have like negative 3 in firearms."
Rose and Krunk, high fiving: "Brujah!"
Space Monkey: "Watch out for waist deep water."
Red Lonewolf: "Excuse me, I'm on the phone."
Space Monkey: "What's Obfuscate 2?"
Sage: "Not enough to save you."
Black: "Are you happy?"
Red Lonewolf: "What is it to be happy? What is happiness? After all-"
Black strikes Lonewolf in the face.
Krunk: "Look at everything I had! I had a shotgun! I had a grenade launcher! I had stakes! I had an Uzi!... And it's ALL GONE!!!"
Jonas: "Does this mean you're not paying me?"
Exclamation Point: "This means the world is going to end!"
Jonas: "... Does this mean you're not paying me?"
I Am: "Don't worry, child. Don't worry... Well, worry a little."
Kitty: "What happened when they tried that?"
I Am: "It was disastrous. To be brief, chunks of the world fell out."
Rose: "Dude! When did that happen?"
Sage: "It took a lot of work to cover it up."
Krunk: "I'm no osterich, I'm a Brujah."
Rose: "Osterich!" (they high five)
Space Monkey: "They're jammin-deluvians."
Sage: "The place isn't quite what you remember it as. Its not that it's destroyed, it's just rather warped. Everything is stretched and elongated or compacted and broken, Almost everything is upsidedown and various degrees of sideways."
Kitty: "I don't have any occult!"
Space Monkey: "Or intelligence."
Gold Dust: "Don't feel bad, Red. Afterall, from what I hear, nine out of ten attempts to prevent the apocalypse fail miserably."
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