Gene's Maid on the phone: "Let me take your name and number?"
Non Lux: "My name is... Robert... Deniro."
Sage: "Click."
Sage: "They wouldn't send you to assasinate a biker. That would be like sending a Sun Of God to kill... Taren."
Krunk: "It has a sign on it that says 'Push this button and I blow up in ten seconds'."
FunkyPot: "Yeah, and there's a picture of a duck on it, just so you don't get confused."
Krunk: "Yeah... wait..."
Space Monkey: "Yeah, you know, every can you recycle saves an alluminum tree."
Kitty: "Help me! Help me! I'm unconscious!"
Sage: "She's currently carressing a hobo."
FunkyPot: "Vroom."
Soliloqui: "Kashmir... Is it soft and fluffy like the fabric?"
Non Lux: "Umm... some parts, yeah."
Anachrion: "I'm Anachrion."
Kitty: "Haha, you're an acronymn."
FunkyPot: "... For what?"
Sage: "Stupid!"
H.C.: "I got you some armor."
Soliloqui: "Those are just blue jeans."
H.C. (Pointing to Dungarees label): "Look, 'Can't Bust 'Em'"
FunkyPot (while writing quotes): "Stop talking!"
Sage: "He gave her an OBECALP."
FunkyPot: "Any way to contact her?"
Soliloqui: "A cell phone?... oh, right, different dimensions."
H.C. (toting a bottle of vodka): "Do me a favor, when we get back to Asphodel, tell my woman I wasn't drinking or fighting."
Non Lux: "OK, but... what are you doing there?"
H.C. (taking a swig): "Drinking... You wanna fight abuot it?"
FunkyPot: "You don't grab a man's hat!"
Sage: "Yeah, that's quite a faux pas."
Krunk: "Huh?"
Sage: "Faux pas."
Krunk: "..."
Sage: "Don't do it."
Rose: "Wait a second, you don't know that!"
FunkyPot: "Yes I do."
Rose: "Oh..."
Sage (to Taren): "You make me feel like anytime you're going to bite me."
Soliloqui: "Do you have any idea how many times I said 'Hernando'?"
Hernando: "You could have just said my name in front of a mirror, I would have appeared... Naw, just fuckin' with you."
Hernando: "Who's my big guy?"
Uncle Max: "I am..."
Hernando: "You're Asphodei, right?"
Non Lux: "... Yes."
Hernando: "I thought so. I can smell the nothing on you."
Non Lux: "... I deodorized this morning."
Hernando: "Clearly."
Krunk: "This is the part where we freak out."
Sage: "Just don't break anything."
Rose (While Yessenia is in Coma White): "I turn into a shadow."
Sage: "How?"
Rose: "Fuck!"
Sage: "There's ambient light."
FunkyPot: "Like in Diablo."
Krunk: "It just sort of follows you everywhere."
Sage: "Well, actually, yes."
FunkyPot: "What's the wound like?"
Sage: "The leg has been blown off by a grenade."
FunkyPot: "A big bloody mess? You know what that means..."
Sage, sighing: "Anachrion is licking the floor."
Sage: "If there could be an opposite to being fucked, this is it."
Krunk: "So, like... not being fucked?!"
Sage: "No, that's neutral, not opposite."
Krunk: "Taran, leave the room."
Sage (after they exit the Vortex): "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, you all died."
Sage: "He starts clawing the gunk out of his parts." (look of immediate regret)
Guy: "You, and you, are armed.
Krunk: "I have a sword."
Sage: "You did."
Krunk: "I do! Look, I wrote it down... (notices erasure mark in equipment list) Hey! You're always taking my stuff!"
David: "She's such a bright little girl. She knows when you're coming, or about to leave, knows when you're lying to her. I tried the 'got your nose' bit. Nothin'."
Sage: "Sure, Yessenia's got weapons, but she's got no leg. And I'm guessing she's not going to give you her weapons."
Kitty: "Or her other leg."
Guy in bar: "I was speaking Gaelic."
FunkyPot makes sounds of immaturity
Sage: "Yes, the ancient language of homosexuals."
Kitty: "British?"
Krunk acting all pissed off about his Aberrant book
Sage: "Krunk, stop. It's a little blob of goop on the back of the book and one page, and everything it still readable through it. And for fuck's sake, how much damage could really be done? That book was already being held together by a rubber band."
Krunk: "Which you lost!"
(Rose proposes her plan for getting the Western rifles)
Sage: "He starts looking very excited. Out of curiosity, should I make you roll Charm plus Subterfuge? As in, are you really planning on taking him in back and knocking him out, or are you really going to do this?"
Rose: "Oh, I'll really do it."
Sage: "OK, roll." (Rose is rolling) "Or do you want to LARP it?"
Rose: "Sure!"
Sage: "OK! Wait, how many successes did you roll?"
Rose: "Five!"
Sage: "Awesome!"
(They LARP)
Krunk: "He's half of a Created."
She-Wolf: "Which half?"
Silence
She-Wolf: "Well, like, dick up, or what?"
Krunk: "... I can't think of an intelligent response to that."
She-Wolf (smiling): "Then I win."
She-Wolf: "They're more fun than killing vampires."
Kitty: "Oh god, when Paint It Black restarts, it's going to open with She-Wolf killing EVERYONE."
She-Wolf: "So I told him my name, and he laughed, and he said his name was Jonas, and I laughed."
(Collective moan of exasperation)
Krunk: "I'd like a vodka and a six pack of grenades, please."
Underworld boss: "I'm Chi-Chi Marina."
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