The Tampon Crisis

Little Johnny was furious. "How dare those smugglers try to import illegal camel hair tampons from Agrostan? "

"There's only one way to deal with these illegals!".

Unfortunately Little Johnny is a bit dyslectic, so when he saw that the SS Tampa was sailing toward Boxing Day Island, he immediately set the Tampon border protection doomsday plan in motion.

Ironically, this particular Norwindian ship was in fact carrying 400 shipwreck survivors they had just rescued on the request of the Ruddockland Navy. Furthermore, due to Little Johnny's peculiar form of dyslexia, he was particularly unaware of this. It has been said that even years later, Little Johnny could never quite grasp the concept that these shipwreck survivors were not in fact illegal camel hair tampons from Agrostan.

By the time his uncle Sir Philip of Ruddockland got home, Little Johnny was happily playing with his SAS rapid response ouija board.

"It called the Tampa not Tampon you moron" scolded an exasperated Uncle Philip.

"What was he to do?" "He would look like a complete twat if this got out." Oh well, "The good of the many out weighs the good of the few. . .or the one"