Cry Havoc! and Let Slip the Sniffer Dogs of War

"Good dog" said Senior Sargent Sadist as he rewarded Bone Crusher with a doggy treat of pure heroin. Oh if every day could be this fulfilling? Three caved in skulls, two heart attacks, & an epileptic fit brought on by panic. The way that school girl riled on the ground spattered with her own congealing blood that oozed from the gaping wound in her head caused by Bone Crusher’s interrogation grip, was like soothing balm to Senior Sargent Sadist’s eyes. That special job satisfaction that comes from brutalizing innocent people who have no means of retaliation was something he knew he could never find elsewhere. I mean where else is it standard operational procedure to routinely have children’s throats ripped out by attack dogs?

This was indeed a good day for the Rumble Corp’s crack Public Brutality Squad of Senior Sargent Sadist, PC Piglet & Bone Crusher.

I guess those unfamiliar with Ruddockland’s finest would assume that the Rumble Corp must be some kind of psychotic Neo-Nazi press-gang, but you would quite wrong. Oh yes, here in Ruddockland normal assumptions about western civilization are best left at the border.

These Public Brutality Squads are prime examples of this. Their main directive is not to protect the public from brutality but to perpetrate brutality upon the public, (a similar concept to that of the Fire Brigade in Ray Bradbury’s "Fahrenheit 451") and to that end they are an absolute credit. So much so that the government of Ruddockland has been able to export much of this expertise to a number of like minded totalitarian states like Iraq, Iran, North Korea & the United States of Alienation from reality.

There has also been an unexpected financial windfall due to niche tourist markets that have opened up as a direct consequence of Ruddockland’s innovative "Black & Blue" law & order policy. For example, major tour operators have begun offering "Three Year Reich" tours. This is one of the first tours aimed specifically at retired Nazi war criminals, where they can "relive the glory that was the Third Reich" in a modern context and temperate climate. Of course this builds on the success of the "Final Pacific Solution" tours that have been going strong now since they were introduced in the wake of the Tampon crisis.