The results of the questionnaire....�� (or some of them anyway :)� I'll add them on as they come in, but for those of you who just don't have the patience to wait...
(when I start getting duplicate answers, I'll add a [#] to the one that is already there)

1. Name, I'm skipping this one! Surely you know who you are!

2. How did you get here?

��� - Fell in
��� - An act of God
��� - Drove in� [2]
��� - I let my monkey enter a random� series of keystrokes (?)
��� - I had a vision and it doth speaketh to me
��� - Space Ship
��� - I dunno
��� - I live here [2]
��� - You made me come!� (Is this person talking about me???) [2]
��� - Have no idea.
��� - Not sure, kind of hard to remember!
��� - g-anon (g-) made me do it [2](geez... another one?) Hey... you wanna jump off a bridge?
��� - My mommy told me to?
��� - Driving by.
��� - Surfing.
��� - I was summoned by Officer G-anon! (wow, am I really that bad?)
��� - My car broke down
��� - Cleared wax out of my ears
��� - My Moma.
��� - Insomnia

3. How slow do you drive?

�� - Ridiculous speed.
��� - Slowly.
��� - Not sure, my human ties me to the bumper! (Hey... I thought you were an aminal lover!)
��� - Very! [2]
��� - Not very!
��� - 70 mph� (does mommy know this zamette?)
��� - I cain't drive.
��� - As slow as they come.
��� - As slow as you want.
��� - Not very slow, no one overtakes me!
��� - The Officer clocked me, but I sweet talked him and he let me go!
��� - I don't know, I close my eyes
��� - Drive?
��� - How Slow do you like it? Can adjust speed for the pleasure of my female passenger!
��� - Pretty slowly waiting to load 8)
��� - Depends on position

4. Do you want a ticket?

��� - Ok.
��� - Of course not! I write them!
��� - No, I just got my learners permit.
��� - From copmom? Sure.
��� - No thanks.
��� - Concert right? Michael Bolton, Kenny G or Yanni...� I'll go if h&w will.� (gee, who was this?)
��� - Only to Branson
��� - Sure, got any for Titanic?� (haven't seen this one yet myself!)
��� - Ticket for love?
��� - Always looking for a ticket.� (cool... I'll send you the next one I get!)
��� - Um, not really.� Although I've been stopped a few times.
��� - Is it to see the Redskins?
��� - Free ride?
��� - If its to Pearl Jam.
��� - Already given a "Ticket to Ride" by the Beatles
��� - ...maybe a ticket to ride...
��� - To a show?


5. Who is your favorite passenger?� (alright...� if your aiming to kiss up, I better see my name alot! :) just kidding....

��� - Mmike [2]
��� - My cats of course.
��� - The duck.
��� - g-anon [3]
��� - h&w
��� - SLR's�� (good one)
��� - That would be my human, I do all the driving you know!� (YIKES)
��� - Tammy Wynette's corpse�� (Double YIKES)
��� - zamboni
��� - Alanna
��� - Many others
��� - Myself
��� - Lapo
��� - My CD Players
��� - Diablodog
��� - TerryO he's so cool (cute TO)
��� - BethL... she plays a mean flute in the backseat (girl, what are you doing in the back seat???)
��� - The acrobot
��� - Twisted
��� - Kaiser Sozay
��� - EJetson

��� ok... you guys did ok...� I can live with this :)

6. How often do you visit?

��� - Daily����� [12]
��� - Weekly�� [6]
��� - Monthly�� [1]

7. What do you like to do in Slow Lane?

��� - Count Sheep [7]
��� - Drink coffee [5]
��� - Drive Slow [2]
��� - Buy a Bagel [4]
��� - Watch TV
��� - Read a book
��� - win once in a while
��� - mocha cappacino please
��� - ROI
��� - Bang my head
��� - Drive by shooting practice
��� - Play GA every round (sheep answer was already chosen by Twisted)note to readers: this was part of this answer!
��� - Sex
��� - laugh

8. Who do you like to do it (that) with?

��- The SLR's [8]
��� - The boogieman [2]
��� - Me [5]
��� - You [2]
��� - The President

9. Whose g-string is THAT???

��� - Mmike [4]
��� - slydad
��� - Twisted [3]
��� - h&w [4]
��� - EJetson
��� - TerryO [2]
��� - NuShoes
��� - (Mr.) Furf

10.� Where in the world did you get your license?

��� - Mail Order [7]
��� - K-Mart [3]
��� - 7-11 [3]
��� - Sears [2]

11.� And the question you've all been waiting for... h&w's shrinkage... is it:


��� - a natural state [7]
��� - only when swimming [2]
��� - only when acroing
��� - unable to tell the difference [5]

Well gang, LOL, keep 'em coming and I'll put them up and/or add them to the tally as soon as they get here!!!� Anything else you've just got to know...� let me know and we'll add it on there!

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