Name: ________________
(_) Toivo
(_) Eino
(_) Sulo
(_) Jalmer
(_) Saima
(_) Hilma
Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not Really
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Sorel Size:____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
(_) Logger (_) Mechanic (_) Bartender(_) Pulp Peeler (_) Snowplow Driver (_) Snow Shoveler(_) Frog Farmer (_) Manure Spreader (_) Grape Peeler
Spouse's Name: __________________________
Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Parole Officer
(_) Pet
Pet to Spouse Ratio
(_) 1 to 1
(_) 2 to 1
(_) 3 to 2
Number of children living in household: ___
Number that are yours: ___
Number that you are unsure of:___
Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: ________________________ (If not sure, take a guess)
Where did you go on your honeymoon?
___ Hunting Shack
___ Landfill
___ Robbin`s Pond
___ Moved In With Inlaws
Do you (_)own or (_)rent your hunting shack? (Check appropriate box)
Do you have a school bus for a camper___?
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of tractors in your yard
___ Number of vehicles you forgot to add antifreeze to
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles that don`t run you are still making payments on.
___ Snowblowers
___ Snowshoes
Does your truck have any of the following?
(_) 4 wheel drive (_) fuzz buster (_) spit cup
(_) mudders (_) FM converter (_) rust spots(_) tire chains (_) load of wood (_) Packer flag(_) last years buck (_) expired plates (_) bullets on seat
Do you have a gun rack? (_) Yes (_) No; why not?
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Tula Times
(_) Mad Magazine
(_) Wall Street Journal (Ya Right)
(_) Above The Bridge
(_) Hay Seed Today
___ Number of times you've seen the Yoopers
___ Number of times you've had your car stuck in snow
___ Number of times you've seen yellow snow
___ Number of times you`ve made yellow snow
___ Number of times you married the same person
___ Number of times you kept the same inlaws when remarried
___ Number of times you had your tongue frozen to a mailbox
How often do you take a sauna
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Biannually (_)Not Applicable
Color of tooth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)Wood Grain
(_) N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer? (_) Red Man
(_) Old Coffee Grounds
How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know
Bonus Question: Do you know who Heikki Lunta is?
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