Yooper Residency Application



Name: ________________

(_) Toivo

(_) Eino

(_) Sulo

(_) Jalmer

(_) Saima

(_) Hilma

Age: ____

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not Really

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Sorel Size:____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:

   (_) Logger         (_) Mechanic          (_) Bartender
   (_) Pulp Peeler    (_) Snowplow Driver   (_) Snow Shoveler
   (_) Frog Farmer    (_) Manure Spreader   (_) Grape Peeler


Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:

(_) Sister

(_) Brother

(_) Aunt

(_) Uncle

(_) Cousin

(_) Mother

(_) Father

(_) Parole Officer

(_) Pet

Pet to Spouse Ratio

(_) 1 to 1

(_) 2 to 1

(_) 3 to 2

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Number that you are unsure of:___


Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: ________________________ (If not sure, take a guess)


Where did you go on your honeymoon?

___ Hunting Shack

___ Landfill

___ Robbin`s Pond

___ Moved In With Inlaws


Do you (_)own or (_)rent your hunting shack? (Check appropriate box)

Do you have a school bus for a camper___?


___ Total number of vehicles you own

___ Number of tractors in your yard

___ Number of vehicles you forgot to add antifreeze to

___ Number of vehicles in back yard

___ Number of vehicles that don`t run you are still making payments on.

___ Snowblowers

___ Snowshoes


Does your truck have any of the following?

(_) 4 wheel drive     (_) fuzz buster       (_) spit cup
(_) mudders           (_) FM converter      (_) rust spots

(_) tire chains       (_) load of wood      (_) Packer flag
(_) last years buck   (_) expired plates    (_) bullets on seat


Do you have a gun rack? (_) Yes (_) No; why not?

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

(_) The National Enquirer

(_) The Tula Times

(_) Mad Magazine

(_) Wall Street Journal (Ya Right)

(_) Above The Bridge

(_) Hay Seed Today


___ Number of times you've seen the Yoopers

___ Number of times you've had your car stuck in snow

___ Number of times you've seen yellow snow

___ Number of times you`ve made yellow snow

___ Number of times you married the same person

___ Number of times you kept the same inlaws when remarried

___ Number of times you had your tongue frozen to a mailbox


How often do you take a sauna

(_)Weekly

(_)Monthly

(_)Biannually (_)Not Applicable


Color of tooth:

(_)Yellow

(_)Brownish-Yellow

(_)Brown

(_)Black

(_)Wood Grain

(_) N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer? (_) Red Man

                                     (_) Old Coffee Grounds

How far is your home from a paved road?

(_)1 mile

(_)2 miles

(_)don't know




Bonus Question: Do you know who Heikki Lunta is?
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