In da beginning dere was nuttin.
Den on the first day God created da Upper Peninsula.
On the second day He created da partridge, da deer, da bear, da fish, and the ducks.
On da third day He said "Let dere be Yoopers to roam da Upper Peninsula".
On the forth day He created da udder world down below.
On the fifth day He said "Let there be trolls to live in the world down below".
On the sixth day he created da bridge so da trolls would have a way to get to heaven.
God saw it was good and on da seventh day He wentHuntin.
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