LOG ON.....................Making `da wood stove hotter at camp.
LOG OFF....................Don`t add no wood.
MONITOR....................Keep an eye on `da stove after you log
on and open the draft.
MEGAHERTZ..................When a big log drops on your bare foot
in the morning.
Floppy Disk................What you get from piling too much
wood.
RAM........................Da hydraulic ting that makes da wood
splitter work.
HARD DRIVE.................Gettin home durin most of the winter
in da Yooperland.
Prompt.....................What you wish the mail was during the
snowy season.
ENTER......................Come on in, eh!
WINDOWS....................What you shut when it gets ten below.
SCREEN.....................What is a must during da black fly
season.
BYTE.......................What dem black flies do.
Chip.......................What you munch on during the Packer
game.
MICRO CHIP.................What you have left in the bag when da
chips are gone.
MODEM......................What you did to da hayfield last July.
DOT MATRIX.................Eino Matrix`s wife.
LAP TOP....................Where da grandkids sit.
KEYBOARD...................Where you are suppose to hang all your
keys so the wife can find dem.
SOFTWARE...................Dem plastic picnic utensils.
MOUSE......................Dem buggers what eats the horses grain
in da barn.
MAIN FRAME.................Da part of da sauna what holds up da
roof.
PORT.......................Where the commercial fish boats park.
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY.......When you can`t remember how much you
spent on your new deer rifle when
the wife asks about it.
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