FUNNY STORIES ABOUT CATS

"The cat is never vulgar." (Care Van Vechten)




I am very sorry, but all my stories are in Russian.
These stories have a specific Russian wording and sense of humor,
that can not be translated without losing its underlying meaning.


Zhili tri koshechki : dve lubili pogulyat, a tretyay bila devstvenniza. I vot kak-to vecherom ee net odin chas, dva, tri...Utrom prihodit i rasskazivaet: "Vstretila kota-krasavza, pushistogo, v krasnih sharovarah, prizhal on menaya pod lestnizei ...i do utra rasskazival, kak ego 5 let nazad kastrirovali..."



Pushistyi kot zadumchivo sidit okolo luzi i sosredotochenno nabludaet svoe otrazhenie. Mimo prohodit prelestnaya kisa i igrivo brosaet emu: "Mozhet potrahaemsya?"Na chto sleduet otvet:" Nu vot, seichas vse broshu i poidu fignyoi zanimatsya..."



Prodolzhenie sleduet...



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