The Battle Of The Enchanted Forest

So there was this one time like, i'd say maybe 3 years ago, Me and Kevin and Patrick were riding our Unicorns through the Emerald Enchanted Forest. So we're just trotting along when we go around this corner, around this grove of trees, and there is this huge dragon there, spitting fire and lasers shooting out of his eyes. So Patrick is like, "oh god, Im gonna burn this mother down." And Kevin said "You better not, You better not!" And we're all thinkin, will some white knight come and save us, but there was no white knight to be found, because it's an enchanted forest, and the disfigured trolls patrol the borders, and the white knights arent aloud in, of course. Its mostly your sprites, your faeries, creatures of the night if you will, so of course the knights arent aloud in. So we are screamin like a bad mamma jamma so I'm like "Dont worry, i'll save us." So I charge up on my unicorn, because I knew the dragons weak spot, it was his heart, because he doesnt have a heart. Then I grab this branch off this tree of course, and I gallop up and I say "A foul upon thee dragon!!", and I thrust the branch into his heart, and I actually slayed the dragon. And to this day, if you ask Kevin or Patrick, they'll be like, "God man, he saved my life."