I did not hit enter an extra time by mistake. Every disclaimer or legal notice, or license agreement is doubletalk. So read carefully.

      Disclaimers seem to be popular on the web, I have no idea as to why ,or who likes them, or who reads all the useless babble they contain. I hereby disclaim all liability for anything you do and anything I do. Nothing on my pages is intended to be harmful to anyone, unless I don't like you or I don't know you, but you're somekind of scum bag who deserves to be harmed.
I obey all laws that I have made and those laws that others have made if I agree with them and all laws that are enforced by large groups of people with a lot of guns, if they are able to catch me. You are responsible for your own actions and you MUST BE at least21 or 18 or 06 or 35 or 163 years old to view my pages. If you are offended by anything here it is because of one of two reasons. 1 You deserve to be offended. 2 You're stupid, see reason 1. None of the files available here will cause any damage to your computer, any hangs or crashes can be fixed by a reboot. The owner of this site believes in the reciprocal exchange of information. What this means is that anything you find here is free to copy and use,if you use anything copied from any of my pages to make any money simply send 10% of your gross to me. Do not attempt to make any money without paying my 10% first or I will have your ass, your first born child and any of your nice toys that I feel like taking.(NOT A JOKE) Any access to the files on my system, or any data transmitted by my system, or any tracing of this systems origin, is entirely up to you and that any access, copying, data interception or tracing that is done will give me permission to do the same to  your system. Entry to this site will constitute your agreement to all terns and conditions expressed here. The information transmitted by your browser or proxy server or anonymous proxy server shall be considered your electronic signature. The terms and condition of this site are written in the standard format used by the governments of earth and are defined by sections 4.20,4.33, 4.366.2 para.b and g 5.02.6,7.14 7.19.6 para.3a and 3b, 8.21 4(c)4(e) and5(a). For those readers not familiar with standard format I have included an explanation in laymen's english. Things are written in mumbo-jumbo,which you will not understand. They say it is mine to interpret any way I choose, you have no choice or rights and I can change anything I want to suit my own needs.WARNING:Certain sections of this site contain hostile scripts intended to cause various problems for persons and organizations who have attempted to have this site removed or censored. Thanks to the hundreds of free web space providers this site has enough mirrors to survive in spite of all the efforts to have it removed or censored, dns attacks syn attacks, nukers, and mail bombs. Information on my pages is free or buy there is no shareware (usually scrap not worth buying) or demos (usually not much better). Things are easy to find,they appear in two ways, the standard click here for most and the standard other place. Anyone who doesn't know where the other place is can figure it out or ask someone who knows. The person you ask can also tell you why nothing happened when you tried the last click here. Being one of the few people who actually read TOS agreements, all of my pages do comply with TOS and I sincerely hope you do claim this information and publish it to as many places as posssible. If you feel compelled to complain about the content of this site you can send e-mail to webmaster or system administrator.