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in general
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any episode
where Carter is playing a role someone else (whether that means the Firemarshall
of Hammelburg or Luftwaffe General von Siedleburg or Adolf Hitler or General
von Roehm) it cracks me up.
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any episode
where Schultz plays someone else (such as playing Klink during the film
production and during the time when he has to tell "Major Bernsdorf, you
have three of my prisoners and I demand that you release them at once!!"
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for sure,
any episode with Major Hochstetter. How can anyone not love Hochstetter's
comments?
specifically
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Hochstetter:
For a while, we have been thinking of relocating you Klink
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Klink:
Me, where would I go?
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Hochstetter:
(under his breath) I have a few ideas.
Tiger Hunt
in Paris.
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Klink:
What happened to my staffcar?
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Schultz:
The gestapo commandeered it.
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..........
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Hogan:
Hi Col. Klink. Everything going alright? Staff car running
ok?
The Prisoner's
Prisoner.
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Hogan:
Schultz, everything go alright? got all seven?
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Schultz:
Yeah, yeah. No, I have only six.
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Hogan:
Aw Schultz, you must have lost one. Hit a bump on the road or something
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Schultz:
The road was not that bumpy
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........
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Hogan:
Oh, wait, Schultz, here he is. He's still groggy.
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Schultz:
Col. Hogan, if ever I can do something for you......
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Hogan:
I'll let you know.