Major Hochstetter (what still shocks me is that he is a southern jew, now there is acting)

So is the Russian front I promise you (62k.wav)	Klink, a man who could have been great  (68k.wav)
That's ok, I have everyone's phone number (80k.wav)	Stop giving guns to prisoners  (70k.wav)
Save the bootlicking for General B (40k.wav)	Every year that man lives takes a century  (71k.wav)
Anyone trying to get out/in will be caught  (45k.wav)	Where would I go?  I have a few ideas (44k.wav)
You are bringing 3rd reich to its knees (127k.wav)

Sargeant Schultz
 

Major, try the wiener schnitzel, it's excellent (75k.wav)	The joke is on them, kommandant (66k.wav)
I have a way of walking head down  (74k.wav)	It was the best war I ever had (43k.wav)
They're thirsty?  (63k.wav)	The gun is not loaded (102k.wav)
Your uniform is beautiful  (44k.wav)	You mean "Good afternoon" herr komm. (118k.wav)
Who cares?  (52k.wav)

Sergeant Carter
 

You can sell the radio back  (65k.wav)

Of course electricity has a smell, dumkopf!! (78k.wav)

Colonel Hogan
 

Dear Fuhrer, Thanks for a wonderful war  (148k.wav)	We're not going to take our business elsewhere   (111k.wav)
Much better chance with you around, klink (65k.wav)

Corporal Newkirk
 

In case Klink ran over a pedestrian  (47k.wav)

He'll be lucky if he isn't shot with you  (75k.wav)

Colonel Klink
 

He never says anything (65k.wav)

Sergeant Kinchloe
 

Night school paying off, eh Schultz?  (52k.wav)

Corporal LeBeau