#1 "The Informer" - PILOT EPISODE 9/17/65
This pilot episode, filmed in black and white, takes us on
a tour of Stalag 13, and introduces us to each of the
characters and their individual talents. The Germans plant
a spy, Wagner, among the prisoners. When Wagner spills the
beans about Hogan's operation, the heroes set out to
discredit him.
#2 "Hold That Tiger" 9/24/65
Colonel Klink's boast that the German's new Tiger tank will
shorten the war causes Hogan to think that the Allies should
have a set of blueprints. Hogan develops an elaborate plan
to have one of the tanks brought to Stalag 13, where the
heroes can dismantle it, draw up blueprints, and reassemble
it, right under their captors' noses.
#3 "Kommandant of the Year" 10/1/65
Knowing the Allies won't bomb a POW camp, the Germans stash
an experimental rocket-bomb in Stalag 13. London sends an
Allied scientist to photograph and sabotage the bomb. To
distract Klink, the heroes arrange for him to be named
Kommandant of the Year.
#4 "The Late Inspector General" 10/8/65
Hogan and his men try to convince the Inspector General that
Klink is a cold disciplinarian so that he will pass
inspection and keep away from the Russian front. The plan
works, but too well-- Klink is promoted to a post in Berlin!
#5 "The Flight of the Valkyrie" 10/15/65
Hogan's mission to help a German baroness escape to England
is hampered by the arrival of the new senior POW-- Colonel
Crittendon. Crittendon believes that a POW's primary
responsibility is to escape, and his repeated bungled
attempts threaten to ruin Hogan's operation.
#6 "The Prisoner's Prisoner" 10/22/65
While on a sabotage job, Carter and Hogan are surprised by
a German general. They overpower the General and smuggle him
into camp along with a group of new prisoners. The heroes
trick the General into revealing his troop's attack plans by
convincing him that he is suffering from "shacklitis."
#7 "German Bridge Is Falling Down" 10/29/65
After several botched attempts to demolish a German bridge,
Hogan takes a new approach -- using the German's own ammo to
blow it up.
#8 "Movies Are Your Best Escape" 11/5/65
A general visits Stalag 13 with a briefcase chained to his
wrist. Sneaking the documents out of the case and
photographing them proves difficult enough, but then Hogan
has to figure out a way to get the photos out of camp.
#9 "Go Light on the Heavy Water" 11/12/65
Hogan is determined to find out what is inside the heavily
guarded truck parked inside the camp. Is it really just
water, as everyone insists?
#10 "Top Hat, White Tie and Bomb Sight" 11/19/65
Hogan convinces his captors that he is switching his
loyalties over to their side. He hints that he will reveal
military secrets in exchange for a visit in town-- during
which he plans to pass along information to his underground
contact.
#11 "Happiness is a Warm Sergeant" 11/26/65
When Schultz gets drunk while escorting Newkirk to the
dentist, he is replaced by a much tougher guard. Hogan and
the gang conspire to discredit the new guard and restore
Schultz to his post.
#12 "The Scientist" 12/3/65
LeBeau assists a captured French scientist who is working
for the Germans because they are holding his daughter. The
heroes help the scientist and his daughter get out of
Germany, but then they have to come up with a substitute to
present the scientist's findings.
#13 "Hogan's Hofbrau" 12/10/65
Two panzer officers have been putting pressure on Klink to
donate money to a phony cause, and Klink promises to deliver
at a later date. The two give Klink an ultimatum: bring
5,000 marks to Hilda's that evening or never be heard from
again. Hogan hands 5,000 marks to the officers, saving
Klink's life.
#14 "Oil for the Lamps of Hogan" 12/17/65
Well aware that the Allies will not bomb a POW camp, the
Germans plan to build a synthetic fuel plant at Stalag 13.
To prevent this disaster, Hogan convinces Klink that there
is a vast oil supply underneath the camp. To change the
Nazi's minds, Hogan orders a phony air raid on the camp.
#15 "Reservations Are Required" 12/24/65
Hogan agrees to take in two escapees, but finds himself with
twenty men to outfit with uniforms and papers! Klink
tightens security and posts two guards right at the end of
the tunnel! Hogan realizes he must give up the escape
tunnel in order to get the men out. He orders LeBeau,
Newkirk and Carter to break through and give themselves up
to the guards. While Klink is looking for the tunnel
entrance, the twenty men leave through the other end.
#16 "Anchors Aweigh, Men of Stalag 13" 12/31/65
Captain Michaels, a British POW has escaped from Stalag 5
with a new German gunsight, and Hogan smuggles both into
camp. London wants both, but the submarine is out of
commission. At Hogan's suggestion, Klink approves the
construction of an officer's club in the shape of a yacht.
Klink orders it driven to the sea, and Captain Michaels and
the gunsight set sail for England.
#17 "Happy Birthday, Adolf" 1/7/66
Hogan learns that London is planning a probing raid on a
section of German beach, scheduled for Hitler's birthday.
But there's a major gun emplacement that would have to be
knocked out in order for the raid to be successful.
#18 "The Gold Rush" 1/14/66
With the arrival of a new prisoner comes the information
that a large shipment of gold which was stolen by the
Germans from the Bank of France is being stored at a bank
nearby. Hogan decides to steal the gold back and return it
to France after the war. But will Colonel Klink figure out
that the gold he's searching for is hidden under his very
nose?
#19 "Hello, Zolle" 1/21/66
General Stofle, an old chum of Klink's, comes for a furtive
visit to Stalag 13. Hogan radios London with news of
Stofle's arrival and is ordered to detain the General for
twenty four hours- long enough for the Allies mount an
attack on Stofle's forces.
#20 "It Takes a Thief...Sometimes" 1/28/66
Hogan decides to join forces with a new underground unit in
an effort to sabotage a local railroad tunnel. When the
group leader turns up at camp, Hogan learns that they are
actually undercover Gestapo agents out to trap the real
saboteurs.
#21 "The Great Impersonation" 2/4/66
Captured during a sabotage mission, LeBeau, Newkirk and
Carter are being held by the Gestapo for questioning. In
order to free them, Colonel Hogan persuades Sergeant Schultz
to masquerade as Klink and demand his prisoners' release.
But it isn't easy turning the soft-hearted sergeant into a
convincingly nasty colonel.
#22 "The Pizza Parlor" 2/11/66
An Italian POW camp kommandant is sent to Stalag 13 to train
under Colonel Klink, but the war-hating Major wants to
defect to Switzerland. Hogan tries to persuade Bonacelli to
go to work for the Allies, by plying him with pizza.
#23 "The 43rd, A Moving Story" 2/25/66
Hogan's plan to destroy a German mobile anti-aircraft
battery is interrupted by Klink's power hungry second-in-
command, Major Kuehn.
#24 "How to Cook a German Goose by Radar" 3/4/66
An elderly American corporal is brought to Stalag 13, but
Hogan and the men soon decide they don't care for his aloof
attitude and selfishness. Hogan masterminds the corporal's
transfer and then discovers that the man is actually a
general, who has come to Hogan for help in carrying out a
sabotage mission.
#25 "Psychic Kommandant" 3/11/66
Hogan and his men learn that the Luftwaffe's new silent
aircraft has been brought to the stalag for testing. As a
noiseless aircraft could wreak havoc on Allied planes, Hogan
must discredit the invention so the Germans will cease its
production.
#26 "The Prince from the Phone Company" 3/18/66
Kinch switches places with an African prince as part of
Hogan's plot to swindle 500,000 marks from the Germans.
#27 "The Safecracker Suite" 3/25/66
Klink's reunion with his old military buddy comes to an
abrupt end when the man is arrested by the Gestapo. Will
guilt-by-association cause Klink to end up in the clink?
#28 "I Look Better in Basic Black" 4/1/66
Hogan's men aren't interested in tunneling into the barracks
where three new prisoners are being held- until they learn
that the prisoners are women!
#29 "The Assassin" 4/8/66
The heroes are ordered to assassinate a German nuclear
scientist, and Colonel Crittendon insists on performing the
unpleasant. But before bungling Crittendon can carry out the
deed, the scientist comes to Hogan asking for help in
defecting from Germany.
#30 "Cupid Comes to Stalag 13" 4/15/66
General Burkhalter suggests that marrying into the right
family can do a lot for an officer's career, then introduces
Klink to his sister and niece. The General is trying to
marry off his battle-ax sister Gertrude, but Klink believes
that he is intended for the beautiful niece. Klink is
crushed when the widow Gertrude is the one who shows up for
dinner and not the niece. In return for Hogan's help, Klink
promises to get a good night's sleep.
#31 "The Flame Grows Higher" 4/22/66
There is a weak link in the underground's escape route and
Hogan is determined to find it. Hogan, LeBeau and Newkirk
break out of camp and follow the escape route themselves.
#32 "Request Permission to Escape" 4/29/66
Carter receives a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend
back home and wants to escape so he can go home and win her
back. Hogan grants Carter permission to escape, as soon as
he performs one last mission-- passing false battle plans on
to the enemy.