*How can you have bread if you are on a liquid diet? -Drink a toast!! *How can you make a slow horse fast? -Stop feeding him!! To continue my list of important questions for November: Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? When you are traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on your headlights... what happens**? How come you never hear about gruntled employees? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
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**I stand corrected:
Ha!! I got you! I have an answer to one of your stupid questions. IT
is not possible to travel the speed of light unless you're made of
anti-matter. Or if you're a theoretical particle that couldn't possibly
exist. According to the theories of relativity, as one's velocity
approaches the speed of light, one's relative length will increase
without bound, and one's mass will approach infinity.