Useless Trivia!!
Not like any trivia is all that helpful..but..=)


Okie, not that this has anything to do with anything, but I figure..hey..ya should learn somethin new everyday, who the hell cares if its usefull info or not? :P 'sides, if all info was useful, life as we know it would be boring as hell. What do I care about the number of times someone ties their shoes in a day?? But anyways..

Here's some useless facts and info for you to do what you want with, and if by some chance, it is usefull to you um..well..hmm..you gotta prob there. My advice would be, lay off the crack, and stay off Da' Pipe�. =)


Did you know the Average American...
  • Opens the door to the refridgerator 22 times a day?
    This one doesn't werk fer me..Its 8:30am, i've already opened the fridge 8 times so far in during a quest for food and caffeine..i'll prolly break the limit by 10am

  • Peels about 12 million bananas a year?
    Hm..this one doesn't werk fer me either..I don't really like bananas, and I sure as hell don't peel bananas fer fun :P

  • Laughs about 410,078 times in a lifetime?
    I'd estimate I laugh anywhere from 30-50 times a day..swear..some people are just way too funny for their own good..its a conspiracy..they're all tryin to kill me. what?? no..i'm not paranoid..wait..what was that?! *hides*

  • Spends about 6 months of their life waiting for red lights to change?
    Ohgawd..I believe this one..I can spend hours at stop lights..sure..i'm asleep..but still..it counts :P

  • Drinks about 16,000 gallons of water in a lifetime?
    Um..thats a shiteload of water, betcha that amount would be doubled if they ever figured out how many gallons of coke or coffee someone drank in a lifetime

    Did you know...
  • About 2 billion people (1/3 of the world's urban population) live within 40 miles of a coast?
    Hey! *I* live within 40 miles of the coast!!! Imagine that, I'm one of the 2billion..*feels special*
    sent in by Gravedancer =)

  • An average life span for a tick is 50 yrs?
    So..if you had a tick in yer skin you could have it for almost a lifetime..it could be yer friend! ew..

  • A shrimps heart is in it's head
    shrimp as in the shellfish..not the not-tall people :P
    sent in by missy

  • To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs -- it will let you go instantly
    Always nice to know just in case yer ever being eaten by a crocodile..how the hell someone figured to do this is beyond me. *shrug*

  • Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
    Makes you wonder why and how they studied this, eh? Prolly someone who REALLY didn't like cats..

  • If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
    So what does it mean if the statue is of a horse on top of a person?

  • White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith (Formerly of the Monkees)
    MmmmmMMmmmm...White-Out...

  • It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
    Yet another discovery that makes you wonder about our society and ask wtf were they thinking

  • A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
    A Dumbass friend is often also called a twit.

  • If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die; they need gravity to swallow.
    Well if they experimented on the cats..and the frog..who says they won't werk on the poor birds?!?!


    Note: If YOU have any useless info you wanna share wit whoever is psycho enuff to read this page, feel free to e-mail me so's i can put it up. =)

    Oh yes, all of the info on this page so far, as well as the idea for the page itself, comes from Guardian~Angel, yep..Angel o' HoHo's herself...so..blame her =)

    You did WHAT with yer toothbrush?!?!

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