JesuCristo that was one hell of a tangent. Oh well, fuckit, on with the show. =)
And now, some rules regarding this survey:
Please answer each and every one of these questions to
the best of your known ability. Don’t let anyone else answer them for you.
Don’t answer if you’re listening to any band with the words “matchbox”,
“eye blind”, “band”, “blowfish”, “dion”, or “wutang” in the name.
Please don’t answer in Hebrew, no here can read that shit.. we have trouble
enough with english most the time. Please do not answer wearing nothing
but a pair of white socks and a smile; blue socks and a frown is acceptable,
however. Please do not answer these questions while giving yourself
a breast self examination, unless it happens to be a chicken breast, then
you are required to wash it first, and wash yer hands afterwards.
Remember, Salmonella is a bitch. Please do not answer these questions
if you’ve sold out to The Man. The Establishment is not recognized
here. It’s my world, live with it. Please do not answer these
questions if you received a 600 or lower on your SAT’s. Note: if
you’ve not taken the SAT’s yet, answering is acceptable; You probably won’t
be scoring that low anyways. Don’t answer any question if you think
viagra is a turn on. Don’t answer any question if the hairs on your
back are longer than the ones on your head. I’m not discriminating,
I just think that’s nasty. If you are in disagreement with one of
the statements shown above, tough noogies.
If you can follow all that, Yay for you