Why I'm not declared legally insane yet
July 17, 1997
When asked about the state of my sanity, i usually say..
Currently there are teams of researchers
working on the answer to the question of my sanity. They're in an
underground complex in Kansas where they know I'll never find them cuz i
don't know where the hell Kansas is. I do know, however, that they work
non-stop without food, water, or sleep, but get injected with pure caffeine
to keep them going. So far only 5 have died. New ones have to be recruited daily to replenish their ranks.
I know this because i actually have some of the scientists living in my house. Sure..they say their my 'parents'..
but i know better.
Now that i think of it, I
prolly shouldn't be telling you this. You know how fussy the government
gets when you tell people about their lil projects. So, just as a warning,
if you see any unmarked sedans of any sort pull up in front of your house,
leave as fast as you can. Sure, it might *look* like your gramma...but its
safer just to get them before they get you. Trust me. Altho there was that
one incident with my mom and that rental car..she's recovering nicely tho,
don't worry. As of yet, I havn't been charged with anything anyways, so thats good.
Anyways, if any results turn up, you'll be the first to know.
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