Why I will never have children
August 28, 1997
Recently, I had my cousins (also known as the DemonSpawn) come and stay at my house for a few weeks
during their summer vacation. Okie, right in that last sentence you should be able to see that there is a problem. If you
missed it, well, then you really shouldn't be reading this anyways i spose. I don't go around calling people DemonSpawn
for no damn reason. Actually, the name came from a dream i had that involved one of my cousins with him trying to kill me
and me not being able to kill him. Long-story-short, i impaled him onto a pole, put his carcass in a K-Mart bag, and put him out front
in the recycling bin. This of course was in a dream and i didn't really get to do it, but..i can always hope can't i? =)
Anyways, with them here, i was constantly being bombarded with requests to take them to the mall, Toys R Us, and other places. Which in
turn made me the un-official TaxiDriverThatDidn'tGetPaid. If that wasn't bad enuff, I would be continually woken up before
noon, which as everone knows, is a huge mistake. I could go into the whole thing tons more, but 1. i don't wanna bore you, and 2. There isn't enuff time
in the day nor memory in hdd for me to do it.
This all led me to believe that the only thing kids do for you is to make you wake up early, and annoy the hell outta you. Swear, i can get that out of my alarmclock. sheesh.
(Update -> 8-26-98)
And to think, this was all *before* I was informed that I was banned from the gene pool by Kat, one of my supposed best friends.
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