Okie, i figured the easiest way for you to get outta here would be to put up a links page to other, more normal, and maybe more visually stimulating pages. After you get done here at my humble site, you should check out some of these sites. I'm not saying that they're 100% safe or anything, but hell, they begged, what was I sposed to do?





Sites o' m'buds


  • Sonja's page Page o' another one of my bestest buds...damn funny too ;)
  • Impurity's Coffin on da Web! A SuperNeato page brought to you by the one and only Impy =)
  • KaT's page yea, i know its all cute and schtuff..but she made me link her =)
  • Chariss's page Damn funny page o' my stanky bitch sista..Ya gotta luv her, even tho she's an ol' bitch
  • Ius's Page!! Ius has problems, Megalomania is probably a big one, but I'm thinkin bandwidth isn't.
  • Acerschwan's page Uh, Acer used to have something up, now it seems like he's under construction again. *shrug*
  • Oblivion VeggiePutz's page, with a nifty name, and supercool graphics =)
  • Tanshea's Tavern WOOHOO! Tanshea finally got a page up, so go checkit! =)
  • Siren's Page!! yepyep, Siren finally got a page up, and hopefully soon you'll get to see just how insane she really is =)
  • Delenn Zone Del is about the most psycho person you could ever hope to meet. He's even got a Vacuum Cleaner.
  • ED's Page!!! Also known as Eduardo, DreamTiger, and of course Paco!! Ed is about as cool as anyone can be. So's his page.
  • Cheez's Page A site that asks the question, Do you like Cheez on yer fries?
  • The Arendtian Slug SeoHui's page. It's mostly about his new 'zine Carryout, which I contribute comic strips to. Check it out, will ya?
  • killroy's home of dumb stuff kill kicks so much ass it's unadvisable to even try to compare. You've got to see his page.
  • Red{Fraggles} Page FraggleyPerson's very own page o stuff
  • Rewind's Bar and Grille heh, and to think, the whole time I had his link up here, it was the wrong fucking one! Funny how no one complained ;P
  • Ace's Lame Creation Hey, he made up the name, not me.



    Sites of Interest (to me o' course)


  • Somethin fer ya to do when ya get bored and question yer sanity =)
  • The Psychic Blue Chicken!! What more could ya ask for?
  • Piercing Mildred! This is a great site for those of us who think the whole piercing/tattooing thingy is neato but have neither the cash nor the pain tolerance to do it.
  • Running with Scissors!This site is hilarious! Too damn funny.
  • 1001 Uses for Duct Tape�! What more could you ask for than a shiteload of uses for the best adhesive product on earth?
  • T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project! Experiments on Twinkies? You betcha!
  • Strawberry Pop-Tart� BlowTorches! Kickass site! Swear..i'm doin this one soon as I get me a toaster ;)
  • The Anti-Clown Site Swear..if clowns scare you as much as they scare me, this is the site for you
  • Bert is Evil Proof that Bert from Sesame Street� is evil..i always liked Oscar better anyways :P
  • Unofficial Otterpop Homepage This is for those of you who didn't believe me when I said otterpops were real :P
  • Definitions of the werd F#ck I dunno, I just thought this was funny *shrugs*
  • Online Pregnancy Test I think the title just explains it all, don't you?
  • Mike & Dino's Hall of Annoying Buttons Send annoying mail to a whole buncha "famous" type people, fun for the whole family!
  • UltraLounge! Neato site where you can sample and mebbe buy kickass lounge cd's =)
  • The SouthPark Sound Archive THE best place for SouthPark .wav's on the net
  • Catalyst NightclubThis is the club in downtown Santa Cruz that I'm known to frequent. Visit it, look at the neato bands that are going to be playing there and say "BobDAMN! I wish I could go watch the drunken bastards dance with Tanya!"
  • The Paragon of Pessimism A homepage dedicated to making sure you make the most out of your depression.
  • Stallion's Home Page A page that proves dogs are no longer man's best friend..
  • Blackout's Box This page is funny as ALL Hell!!! You gotta have Real Audio to check it out, but trust me it's worth it
  • Stick Figure Death Theater Now this site is just plain fuckin' hilarious, a must for the sick and twisted among us.
  • The National Midget Resistance The page that says "Down With Midgets" and all that other stuff
  • Grey's PlaceA page designed by Grey himself to vent his anger, frustration, contempt, and general hatred I feel for most of the human race. Sounds like a happy guy.
  • The CatScan Contest Oh my bob. This ranks up there as my new all time favorite site. It's too funny for words. Swear.
  • The Dialectizer THE very thing that this unholy thing we call the net needs to spice up retarded, scuse me, mentally challanged web pages.



    Yeah i know, not many links...gimme some time to think of my fave sites will ya? :P

    Or better yet..Hey! If you think that my links page can't possibly be worth shit without your link (does that mean if i DO link your page, my links page IS worth shit?? Hell, i dunno, i'm tired) Or if you think my links page just sucks and needs some more hopefully entertaining, somewhat odd and insane links of your choosing, just fill out this form and i'll check em out, and post em ASAIFLI (As Soon As I Feel Like It)

    Oh, and for Bob's sake, DON'T hit return after each of the lil fill-in-the-blank things, okie? The Tab button works just great.
    What's the URL for this no doubt facinating piece of web literature? *cough*:

    What is the Name of said astounding website? *hack*:

    What's yer email? For contact reasons, of course.

    Please Give a Brief description of the page:

    And of course, the obligatory "Why the Hell should I link you?!" Question
    C'mon folx, be imaginative ;)

    Go!! You've stayed yer hour!!!



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