Chock full of lemony bits



This page is in response to all the questions i get asked about lemon baseball. I still can't get over it that you people have never played it..or even tried it...soooo much fun. =) First of all, its basically a MadeUpAtTheSpurOfTheMoment type of thing..I hate to let myself get bored, so I go off on a warped tangent and think of something fun for me to do :) Anyways, lemon baseball was thought up by myself and my bestest friend Maya on a sunny day afterschool. Bored outta our skulls..no transportation or fundage to speak of..might as well go outside and look fer somethin to do right? right! Ya see, we've got this here lemon tree in my front yard..who eats enuff lemons to eat all of em off a tree?? Certainly not anyone in my family..so we usually just threw them at the neighbor cats (Slutcat mostly) but anyways..point is..we had an excess of lemons. Fortunatly for me, earlier that day I had just found my aluminum bat...*grins* what could be more fun than smashin citrus fruits into tiny bits? lemme tell ya..not much =) So thats how the whole lemon baseball thing got started..nifty lil trip down memory lane dontcha think? and no..it wasn't years and years ago..it was spring of '96 i think. :)

Rules of da Game
Rules to the game are quite simple. Ya gotta have at least two people (pitcher and batter, natch) Take as many lemons as you each wanna hit. You get to hit the same lemon until all the lemony bits are too small to hit. Points are based on the splat of the lemon, and how far the pieces go. When you have more people you can have em try and catch the lemony bits to get you to lose points or somethin. Great thing bout this game is that you get to make up the rules as you go along...and since it was at my house..i got to make up most of the rules..*grins* =)



Weapon of Choice for the LemonBaseball Player
Proper Gaming Attire
Only prob is the citric acid. Ya gotta wear goggles....and its best to wear some sorta hat. Old clothes werk best too..that way ya don't mess em up, If ya don't have any old clothes (which no one ever did cuz who thinks to bring an extra set of clothes with em to someones house?) Use those huge green garbage bags. Just cut out holes fer yer arms and head (dont' forget the head hole!!) and yer set =) Shure..you'll look silly..and people who drive by in cars will laugh their asses off as they drive by..but at least yer clothes'll be safe ;) *wishes she had taken pics of the last lemon baseball game* *sigh* mebbe next time ;)

I've got the whole thing on tape tho..I had about...four friends playin with me, Kat, Maya,Ange, and Reece. After the game we played Lemon tag with the lemony bits..omigod that was too much fun. As I recall we also started trying to scare the people driving by..hmm.. Anyways, Thats the whole thing behind Lemon Baseball, ya really gotta try it. I'm sure it werks with other kinds of fruit too..we just don't have other fruit trees ;)




well? what did you think a kick ass lemon baseball player would look like??



Big Thanks to Velocity-Girl(Vee-GeeDaPutz) fer the pic =)
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