Read and Be Amazed..er or mebbe not
First of all, Let it be known that Most (if not all) of the material on this entire page was
thought up by me (with help from some oft-paranoid delusions of course) and therefor
should not be reprocessed and reproduced in any way/shape/form without the consent of myself, and the
Mystic Cows (WolfGang and Marlboro, respectively). This consent is to be givin in writing, doesn't matter what color the ink is; via email or smoke signals (remember kids, only YOU can prevent forest fires.); and of course, bribery in all forms is encouraged.
I have, however, um, 'aquired' most of the images that are displayed on my page. I honestly have no clue who made them; I'm pretty sure no one does seeing as almost everyone who has a diablo page, has the animated Diablo pic. So if you happen to be the person who made one of the images seen on my page first, don't get pissy at me, get pissy at the person I stole it from first, mebbe they might care.
As hard to believe as it is, I actually have a life (true, I don't enjoy it much, but it's still mine) because
of this, I really don't have the time, nor the motivation to do much more than add to the page every now
and then. Also, I have no plans to be learning any more complex programming languages then I have to...C'mon people
I hafta program for hours at a time for school..I really don't like spendin vast amounts of what passes for free time
learning new languages. So anyways..if you came here expecting something fancy and spiffy you might be at a
loss. Although, I do have some links that go to some pages that are fancy and spiffy that you might
enjoy.
Some Reasons for you to Leave and Not View this Page:
If you are illiterate, You should leave right now.
These pages are text intensive, and require you to be able to READ.
(although, if you really WERE illiterate, you couldn't read that in the first place so it shouldn't matter.)
If you are of an AnalRetentive nature..You should probably leave.
I don't, nor do I plan to, change the way I type/speak/live/breathe for people like that.
If you don't like something, feel free to tell me about it, but don't expect much. =)
If you are overly sensitive and get offended really easily by things like profanity or things of that nature, You really should leave
'cause I don't really give a flying fuck if you care or not.
If you are a PsychoStalker, You should have left already.
Also, These pages are based (albeit loosely sometimes) on things that I'm interested
in, or am involved in. So..if you find either me, or my interests boring, you are totally free
to leave at any time...really..I won't be hurt at all. In fact, it's encouraged. :P
Just remember, this is in fact MY page, chock full of my opinions and what not. If you happen to
disagree with any or all of them, I have two words for you: Tough Noogies. You can either send me an email
bitching to me about what you don't like, keeping in mind that I really couldn't care less, or you can just sit and live with it. Of course, if you Do like my page for some reason, feel free to email me about that too. Positive comments, as well as the Negative ones (they're fun to read) are encouraged.

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