Why I think caffeine free coke is blasphemous, unholy, and just plain wrong
August 27, 1997
*yep, from an email*
We all know that Coke has caffeine in it (regular coke classic, none of
that new coke or caffiene free shite) caffeine in turn keeps me and
millions (rough guesstimate) of other ppl alive. Personally, i've gone as
long as 5 freakin days without caffeine of any kind. I nearly died, swear!
Got the shakes n stuff, and i actually slept!!! *gasp* So i went back to my caffeine consuming ways. I'd say i
roughly drink mebbe two or three cans a day, usually when i'm in a game or
when i just wake up. (NOTE: Tanya MUST have something to drink, have her
Snoopy� hat on, and have somekind of background music while playing puter
games) okie, i think i've established the why caffeine is good and all
powerful. if not, i'll give you some short and sweet reasons. 1. It keeps
you awake when you wanna be awake. (sleep is evil) 2. When yer half ded
from not sleeping, it gets you hyper enuff to stand a couple hours in a
class that you REALLY don't wanna be in cause they're talking about either
a) stuff you already know or b) stuff you don't give a damn about. 3. its
one of THE cheapest drugs on the market. swear..i'm addicted.
Now, WHY the hell they made a caffeine free coke, i'll never know. I know
there are those ppl out there that can't have caffeine for one reason or
another..but rather than making them drink caffeine free coke, I suggest
that they either pass on their share of caffiene to someone else
*volunteers* OR drink something else, like rootbeer (not barq's) I'm on a
Sprite kick right now (mostly cause we have no coke in the house). anyways,
there is NO reason what-so-ever that ANYONE should drink caffeine-free
coke. It tastes nasty..like there's something missing (i don't know if
caffeine has a taste, so i dunno if thats it) the ones i get, are usually
all flat..they're basically a waste of money and time. They should have a
caffeine adding machine or something, so that we could take all the
caffeine-free stuff and make it all better.
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