| WORD | DEFINTION |
| parospecs | crapospecs- crapovision goggles that allow quick detections of anal leakage |
| parospecs | a Dutch person crapping while singing 99 melons of crap on the wall |
| squama | the noise a seagull makes when you hit it with a golf club |
| squama | son of chief Eurocleia diarrhea |
| acronyx | diabolical scheme to put turds in someone's chimney when there is a fire going |
| pogamoggin | distant relative of Pocahontas who does the diarrhea dancing ritual |
| rachilla | the way a flute tastes when someone poops on the mouthpiece and then eats the poop to disguise the shenigan so you don't see the poop and play the flute all the while trying to figure out if the person next to you crapped their pants |
| tchick | the sound a land mine makes right before Ronald McDonald craps in his wheaties |
| tchick | the noise a beaver makes when it has a discount bucket of chicken at KFC because someone crapped in it |
| errhine | species of gorilla with an IQ of -4. It takes it 12 years to learn to crack a nut. It has a life span of 2 years |
| errhine | a time when diarrhea coogulates in your nose and you sneeze, getting diarrhea on everyone |
| fewmet | adjective describing a hyperbolic topologist who does experiments involving ghosts with diarrhea |
| fewmet | wouldn't it be funny if someone crapped thier pants and it fell down thier shoe |
| spanghew | spangew very much,
your welcome |
| spanghew | spanghew, pew, who went poo poo in my shoe, was it you? |
| zoster | someone who wears a red cape and no pants |
| finochio | wouldn't it be funny if someone chopped off pinochios nose when it was big from lying |
| baxter | he wants meow mix, he wants meow mix, meow mix, meow mix please deliver |
| fantan | oh it is my fantan, oh he is my crappin man, he makes my hart fart, i hope i never part with my heart because i have a present for you and here it is ,sssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssss! Pee you |
