From:		Lulu_FM
Date:		Thursday, January 23, 1997 4:59 PM
To:		 MSN Joke of the Day Collection
Subject:		January 23, 1997

Some Aging Truisms

Maybe it's true that life begins at forty.  But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

There are three signs of old age.  The first is your loss of memory, the other two I forget.

You're getting old when you don't care where your wife goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

I'm at the age now that when I go out with a girl, I can't take yes for an answer.

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work.

Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that the worst time for a guy to get those odds?

You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you.

Middle age is when It takes longer to rest than to get tired.