From: "Lulu of Comedy" Subject: Classic: The Plan Organization: Mid-Atlantic Network Associates, Inc. Message-ID: <01bc5723$cd9b2520$17ea7dc7@default> X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News 4.70.1155 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_01BC5702.46898520" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Newsgroups: msn.forums.comedy.adult.jokes Date: Fri, 02 May 1997 11:09:42 -0700 Path: ubtgmsna01.moswest.msn.net!ubtgmsna02.moswest.msn.net Lines: 77 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_01BC5702.46898520 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit THE PLAN In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers. And they spoke among themselves, saying, "It is a crock of shit and it stinketh." And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof." And the Supervisors went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide it." And the Supervisors went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength." And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another, "It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong." And the Directors went unto the Vice residents, saying, "It promotes growth and it is very powerful." And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying, "This new Plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with powerful effects." And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good. And the Plan became Policy. This is how Shit Happens. ------=_NextPart_000_01BC5702.46898520 Content-Type: text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

THE PLAN

In the beginning was = the Plan.

And then came the Assumptions.

And the = Assumptions were without form.

And the Plan was without = substance.

And darkness was upon the face of the = Workers.

And they spoke among themselves, saying, "It is a = crock of shit and it stinketh."

And the Workers went unto = their Supervisors and said, "It is a pail of dung and none may = abide the odor thereof."

And the Supervisors went unto their = Directors, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and it is very = strong, such that none may abide it."

And the Supervisors = went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer = and none may abide its strength."

And the Directors spoke = amongst themselves, saying one to another, "It contains that which = aids plant growth and it is very strong."

And the Directors = went unto the Vice residents, saying, "It promotes growth and it is = very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went unto the = President, saying, "This new Plan will actively promote the growth = and vigor of the company with powerful effects."

And the = President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.

And the = Plan became Policy.

This is how Shit Happens.

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