From:		Hardwire <hardwire@combase.com>
Date:		Wednesday, September 11, 1996 2:08 AM
To:		comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.rpg
Subject:		Re: FUCK DAGGERFALL REL. DATE NOW IS SEPTEMBER !!!

> SECOND COMING DELAYED
> 
> 1 January 2001
> AP
>  Vatican City-  Today the Vatican announced that the Second Coming of
> Christ would be indefinitely delayed due to bugs encountered in beta
> testing.
> The Pope had no comment.  However, Christ 2.0 designer Derek Smart
> said that, "Christ 2.0's ground-breaking neural-net technology takes
> some time to debug.  Besides, it'll only be a week or two's delay, so
> what's the big deal?"
> Louis Farrakhan had a different opinion on the matter.  He declared
> today in a speech that, "The Christian God is impotent!  The Christian
> God is emasculated!"
> A spokesperson for the current G7 summit said that the leaders present
> "are taking the matter under consideration."
> The Antichrist could not be reached for comment.
> ************
> 
> -Christopher

ROTFL.  :)  I work for a technical support group, and I've made a copy
of this to show to them.  Excellent humour.. thanks for the post!

-- Hardwire v1.7a