From:		Lulu_FM
Date:		Thursday, January 02, 1997 10:48 PM
To:		 MSN Joke of the Day Collection
Subject:		January 2, 1997

New Year's Resolutions for Internet Addicts

1. Stop neglecting your children - learn their names and birthdays.

2. Look in the mirror to make sure you remember what your face looks like since the rest of the family only knows you by the back of your head.

3. Read all the mail from all the newgroups you subscribe to whether you want to or not.

4. Limit your subscriptions of newsgroups to a maximum of 1000, and have them all reside on the Microsoft Network server.

5. Back-up your hard drive on a weekly basis instead of yearly..maybe.

6. Answer U.S. postal mail with the same enthusiasm and promptness as e-mail.

7. Practice dialing somewhere from your home telephone once a day just to maintain your skills.

8. Exercise your eyeballs three times a day at a distance other than 1.5 feet in front of you.