From:		Lulu_FM
Date:		Thursday, August 01, 1996 2:29 PM
To:		One Liners
Subject:		The Birds and the Bees

As the groom embraced the bride, holding her in a long, fervent kiss, the whisper of a child in the front row of the chapel was clearly heard: "Daddy, is he spreading pollen all over her now?"

I was so shocked when I was born, I didn't say a word for a year and a half!

Man is not complete until he is married.
Then he is FINISHED.