From:		ljwolff
Date:		Friday, February 02, 1996 12:02 AM
To:		Parenthood Jokes
Subject:		Math

The Kindergarten teacher asked a boy in her class "If there are 3 birds sitting on a telephone wire and you shoot one of them with a gun, how many will be left?"  The boy answered "None.  The sound would scare all 3 away."  "That isn't the right answer" said the teacher.  "There would be 2 left, but I like the way you think."  The boy said, "I have a problem for you.  If 3 women are sitting on a bench eating lollipops and one of them is biting hers, one is licking hers and the third is sucking hers, which one is married?"  The teacher responded, " I think the one who is sucking the lollipop is the married one."  "No, it's the one wearing a wedding ring" responded the boy, "but I like the way you think."