From: "Lulu of Comedy" Subject: February 16, 1997 Thoughts on Marriage (courtesy of Tallulah_B) Troubles in marriage often start when a man is so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar. Too many marry for better or worse, but not for good Judging from specimens picked as husbands, no wonder brides blush. Marriage licenses are the only licenses that you do not renew each year. When a man marries a woman, they become one--The trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Husband to wife: "Stick to washing, ironing, cooking and scrubbing. No wife of mine is going to work." The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up. Because so many couples "harp at each other" does not mean their marriage was made in heaven. If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never grow into an old nag. On anniversaries the wise husband will always forget the past -- but not the present.