From: Kirby Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes Subject: Jewish Jokes Why is money green? Because the Jews pick it before it's ripe. Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? Somebody dropped a quarter. Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free. What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose. What's a Jewish dilemma? Free ham. Whats the definition of a queer Jew? Someone who likes girls more than money. How do you stop a Jewish girl from fucking you? Marry her. Did you hear about the bum who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, 'Lady, I haven't eaten in three days. 'Force yourself,' she replied. Did you hear that the limbo was invented by the Jews? Yeah, from sneaking into pay toilets. What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self-defence, and judo is what bagels are made of. How did they know Jesus was Jewish? Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother thought he was God -- and he thought his mother was a virgin. How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? 'None, dahling. I'll just sit in the dark, don't mind me . . .' Kirby Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!