The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizzare menu items in restaurants.  Menu Items  Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce       -  China Indonesian Nazi Goreng                                      -  Hong Kong Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos                          -  Cairo Prawn cock and tail                                         -  Cairo Cock in wine/Lioness cutlet                                 -  Cairo French fried ships                                          -  Cairo Garlic Coffee                                               -  Europe Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style)                      -  Europe Boiled Frogfish                                             -  Europe Sweat from the trolley                                      -  Europe Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream                  -  China Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse     -  Hong Kong Roasted duck let loose                                      -  Poland Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion       -  Poland Fried freindship                                            -  Nepal Strawberry crap                                             -  Japan Pork with fresh garbage                                     -  Vietnam Toes with butter and jam                                    -  Bali Goose Barnacles                                             -  Spain French Creeps                                               -  L.A. Fried fishermen                                             -  Japan Buttered saucepans and fried hormones                       -  Japan Teppan Yaki - Before Your Cooked Right Eyes                 -  Japan Pepelea's Meat Balls					    -  Romania  Product Names  	Clean Finger Nail      -  Chinese tissues 	Kolic                  -  Japanese mineral water 	Creap Creamy Powder    -  Japanese Coffee Creamer 	Last Climax            -  Japanese tissues 	Ass Glue               -  Chinese glues 	Swine                  -  Chinese chocolates 	Libido                 -  Chinese soda 	Pocari Sweat           -  Japanese sport drink 	Ban Cock               -  Indian cockroach repellent 	Shocking               -  Japanese chewing gum 	Homo sausage           -  East Asian fish sausage 	Cat Wetty              -  Japanese moistened hand towels 	Hornyphon              -  Austrian video recorder 	Shitto                 -  Ghanian pepper sauce 	Pipi                   -  Yugoslavian orangeade 	Polio                  -  Czechoslovakian laudnry detergent 	Crundy                 -  Japanese gourmet candy 	Superglans             -  Netherlands car wax 	I'm Dripper            -  Japanese instant coffee 	Zit                    -  Greek soft drink 	My Fanny               -  Japanese toilet paper 	Colon Plus             -  Spanish detergent  Some creative uses of the English language found in foreign tourist spots   In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:       "Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in       the boots of ascension."   On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:       "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."   On the menu of a Polish hotel:       "Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy       dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose;       beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion."   Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:       "Ladies may have a fit upstairs."   Outside a Paris dress shop:       "Dresses for street walking."   In a Rhodes tailor shop:       "Order your summers suit.  Because is big rush we will execute       customers in strict rotation."  Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly:       "There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet       Republic painters and sculptors.  These were executed over the       past two years."   A sign posted in Germany's Black forest:       "It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site       that people of different sex, for instance, men and women,       live together in one tent unless they are married with each       other for that purpose."   In a Zurich hotel:       "Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the       opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be       used for this purpose."   In and advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:       "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists."   In a Rome laundry:       "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon       having a good time."   In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:       "Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no       miscarriages."   In a Bangkok temple:       "It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed       as a man."   In a Tokyo bar:       "Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."   On the door of a Moscow hotel room:       "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to       it."   In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:       "ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."   In a Budapest zoo:       "Please do not feed the animals.  If you have any suitable       food, give it to the guard on duty."   In the office of a Roman doctor:       "Specialist in women and other diseases."   In an Acapulco hotel:       "The manager has personally passed all the water served here."   In a Tokyo shop:       "Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are       best in the long run."   Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:       "- English well talking."       "- Here speeching American."