When you were a child what did you hope you would grow up to be? 

Actually, I hope to be a Garbage man, but when I realized how much they smelled, I wanted to own a McDonalds, but with all our education on cholesterol and heart disease, I've realized that this wasn't for me...So, then I thought why not cure heart disease and become a cardiac surgeon; and then I realized that the divorce rate for them is 80% and they die ten years earlier than the average population, so basically I looked into the lifespan of garbage men and they seem to live a long time-- so that's what I do now- kidding