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Subject: First Ebonics Homework Assignment
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Assignment One:  Ebonics Words of Da Week
                            Write each word in a sentence (ebonic style)

1.  hotel - I gave my ol' lady da crabs and da hotel everybody.

2.  rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both.

3.  disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss dis-appointment
they gonna send me back to da slammer.

4.  foreclose - If I pay da alimony dis month, I'll have no mo money
foreclose.

5.  catacomb - Don King was at da fight da other night, MAN! somebody give
da catacomb.

6.  penis - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said, "p-en-is."

7.  Israel - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, "man, dat look 
fake."  He said, "no, Israel."

8.  undermine - There's being a fine lookin' hoe livin' in da apartment
undermine.

9.  Tripoli - I was gonna buy my ol' lady a bra but I couldn't find no
Tripoli.

10.  stain - My mudder-in-law axed me if I was stain fo' dinner again.

11.  seldom - my cousin give me two tickets to da Knicks game, so I seldom
ta git da cash.

12.  odyssey - I told my bro, "you odyssey da tits on dis hoe."

13.  horde - My sister got into trouble cuz she horde around in school.  

14.  income - I just got in bed wit dis hoe and income my wife.

15.  honor - At da rape trial, da judge axed my homeboy,  "who be honor
first."

16.  fortify - I axed da hoe,  "how much?" and she said, "fortify."