From: "holy cow" Subject: Now this is funny. Message-ID: <01bc2657$9631fd40$LocalHost@default> X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News 4.70.1155 Newsgroups: msn.forums.comedy.adult.jokes.sex Date: Sat, 01 Mar 1997 07:44:22 -0800 Path: ubtgmsna01.moswest.msn.net!ubtgmsna02.moswest.msn.net Lines: 41 Little Billy's teacher tells the class to gohome and think of a story that ends with the moral of the story. The next day when the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm," Suzy begins, "and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road!" The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good" says the teacher. "Next is little Lucy...." "Well, my dad owns a farm too. Every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Lucy replies "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched." "Very good" says the teacher. "Last is little Billy...." "My dad fought in the Vietnam War. His plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun, and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets. So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more, but then the blade on his machete broke! So he killed the last ten with his bare hands." The horrified teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story.... Billy replies, "Don't fuck with my dad when he's been drinking."