From: "Lulu of Comedy" <lulu_fm@msn.com>
Subject: Reality vs. Theory


Johnny comes to Dad, asking, "Dad, what's the difference between theory and
reality?"

Dad says, "Son, I want you to ask your mother and your sister a question,
after which you'll know the difference between theory and reality. Go ask
your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.
Then, go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars."

Johnny trots off to Mom in the kitchen, and poses the question to her. 
"Well," mom says, looking rather sheepish, "don't tell your father, but
yes, I'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars."

Johnny goes upstairs to his sister's room. "Sis, would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"  "Are you nuts?!?!" replies sis, "Of course, I
would!!"

Johnny goes back downstairs to his father. "Dad," he says, "I think I
understand the difference between theory and reality. In theory, we have
two million dollars. In reality, we're living with a couple of whores."