From: "Lulu of Comedy" Subject: Energizer Bunny Found Dead Message-ID: <01bc43cf$2ed16f60$37ea7dc7@default> X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News 4.70.1155 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_01BC43AD.A7BFCF60" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Newsgroups: msn.forums.comedy.adult.jokes Date: Mon, 07 Apr 1997 20:45:54 -0700 Path: ubtgmsna01.moswest.msn.net!ubtgmsna02.moswest.msn.net Lines: 53 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_01BC43AD.A7BFCF60 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit ENERGIZER BUNNY FOUND DEAD!!!!!!! The world was stunned by the news today of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42 p.m. last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going, and going. "Pinkie", as he was know to his friends and relatives, was alone at the time of his death. An emergency autopsy was performed early this mourning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put Mr. Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he kept coming, and coming, and coming......... ------=_NextPart_000_01BC43AD.A7BFCF60 Content-Type: text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

=             &= nbsp;       ENERGIZER BUNNY FOUND = DEAD!!!!!!!
The world was stunned by the news today of the death of = the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old.  Authorities believe = that the death occurred at approximately 8:42 p.m. last = evening.

Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, = and going, and going.  "Pinkie", as he was know to his = friends and relatives, was alone at the time of his death.

An = emergency autopsy was performed early this mourning.  Chief Medical = Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac = arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.  Apparently, someone had = put Mr. Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he kept coming, and coming, = and coming.........

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