From: "Christine Girard" Subject: SELECTION OF EXAM HOWLERS SELECTION OF EXAM HOWLERS Falling educational standards or rising standards of educational wit? Every year teachers at a northern comprehensive school collect the most notable howlers made by children in school exams .... * The pelvis protects the gentiles. Q. What is an animal with a backbone called? A. A vibrator. Q. How can people conserve the environment? A. Shoot trespassers. Q. Why can a bird sit on a high voltage cable without getting an electric shock? A. The bird's feet are coated with rubber. Q. What does the sickle on the Russian flag stand for? A. Chopping people's heads off. * Sir Francis Drake played with his bowels while the Armada sailed up the Channel. * Magellan circumcised the world in his 40-foot clipper. * The Pope could not marry Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon so Henry started the Protestant religion and married his self. * An Arab is a man with a turbine on his head. Q. State one change in boys in puberty? A. Their vice deepens. Q. What is migration? A. It is a headache the birds get when they fly south for winter. * North Sea gas has been found in Morecombe Bay. * The light is focused on the rectum at the back of the eye by the lens. * As he grew older Wordsworth went out one evening because he felt the call of nature. * Jenny is a clever girl and wants to go into bonking. * Exams put enormous stains on you. -- Christine_fsk Forum Assistant Comedy Connection Forum http://forums.msn.com/comedy