From: G.P. Subject: Brunette Jokes Date: Friday, January 14, 2000 7:12 PM Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? A. Brown-bagging it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? A. No one else wants it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? A. Invisible. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Q. What's a brunette's mating call? A. "Has the blonde left yet? " ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color? A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party? A. The invitation ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A. A hostage ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Q. Who makes bras for brunettes? A. Fisher-Price ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A. It matches their mustache.