From: "Lulu of Comedy" Subject: Breakfast Newsgroups: msn.forums.comedy.adult.jokes Pete's parents had a big problem with him - he was in grade one, and couldn't stop swearing. So they tried everything - even the shrink didn't know what to do. His dad got fed up with this and decided that they should hit him with the fist as hard as they can right in the face when he swears again. So early the next morning, Pete came into the kitchen for breakfast..... His Mom immediately asks, "Pete, what would you like for breakfast", To which he replied, "I want f*cking bacon and f*cking eggs". His mom, not hesitating for one moment struck him right in the face.... Lights out, broken nose and everything...... About ten minutes later (when he woke up again), his mom wants to know what he'd like for breakfast. Pete says, "I want f*cking bacon and f*cking eggs". Never hesitating his mom struck him again .... flying through the kitchen door and into the living room. Jaw broken, lights out for about an half an hour. When he woke up his mom asks "What would you like for breakfast", and his reply...... "GIVE ME F*CKING RICE KRISPIES, 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA BE STUPID ENOUGH TO ASK FOR FUCKING BACON AND EGGS AGAIN!!!!"