Yes, it IS a cheesy intro page. Just live with it for now. I can only work on so many things at once.

Oh, and you should be aware that this site was not neccessarily built for Netscape. If you can, switch to Internet Explorer now, thank you! And although everything may look well enough in 600*800 resolution, I can't garuntee it! You might want to try switching to fullscreen mode--that's F11 if you are using IE.