Organic Radiation Guide And Shield Appliance Manual
Your Organic Radiation Guide And Shield Appliance Manual has been developed over many years by the worlds foremost medical practitioners. Only by adopting the latest production systems are we able to bring this amazing product to you.
This wholly organic system has been designed to dissipate harmful radiation along its specially developed structure. By placing the device on top of your visual display unit you are able to reduce the more subtle levels of radiation being directed towards you.
This low maintenance system can be installed by a non professional in a matter of minuets. We recommend however that in order to benefit from our companies letter of installation and avoiding the possibility that the device will cause the horrendous death of yourself and those that you love, that you call on our professional installers to undertake this task for you. The installation charge can be made with one easy cash payment.
The device is guaranteed and tested not to malfunction due to the millennium bug but we recommend that you make periodic visual checks for any sign of green fly infestation.
Safety Warning This device requires the occasional treatment with our specially developed moisture. When this is applied the device should be removed from its position above your visual display unit to a place that will sustain water contamination. Our moisture may then be applied to the containment unit below the device. The device will sustain long periods without moisture and should not become over moistured. We can provide a worry free on site maintenance contract that will enhance your organisations credibility and reputation in the marketplace. Using any other types of moisture will invalidate any guarantee.
We would like to thank you for purchasing a 'Crazy Dave' product, please do not hesitate to contact us about any of the services we can provide for you, or indeed supplies of our specially developed moisture.
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